You know I absolutely love people speaking languages, particularly British politicians. So! Apparently Nick Clegg speaks Dutch, German, French and Spanish. I've found a video of the first of these, and very impressive it is too - his Mum is Dutch, apparently - but I'd pay good money to find video examples of him speaking the other languages. But in my first research attempt, I've had difficulty. So I'll throw this out to the floor, and make this pledge: £10 per different language to the charity of your choice for anyone who can find me a clear video of Clegg speaking French, German or Spanish that lasts long enough to show he does it well or badly (i.e. "merci monsieur!" as a protester throws a croissant in his face would not quite suffice).