a lamp, an alarm clock, a bowl full of hair bands and such like, and lots of crap. It's a big table.
What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Probably anything in French.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Don't do thid so much these days, but usually it would be biscuits 'n' cheese.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Braveheart. Yes, I know. Stop sniggering, please.
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Nope. Wouldn't. Ever. Evil rubbish. I'm not going to pay some snakeoil marchant thousands of pounds to cut off perfectly healthy bits of my body/break my nose/whatever.
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
I think my fears are pretty rational, on the whole.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
I tend to brassneck it so people don't notice.
Do you ever have to beg?
Are you a pyromaniac?
Do you have too many love interests?
Do you know anyone famous?
Probably the most famous is Zadie Smith, whom I knew at Cambridge.
Describe your bed:
Double, currently coverned in my "period" linen, green/orange/yellow bedlinen with the odd bloodstain.
Spontaneous or plan?
Best of both is the aim.
Who should play you in a movie about your life?
Not sure. Maybe Kate Winslet if she could do a convincing SW Scottish accent.
Do you know how to play poker?
Yup. Just ask kitty_goth and zevemiel.
What do you miss most about being little?
Being able to climb through windows.
Are you happy with your given name?
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
As much as I could ask for and get away with, which would depend on who was making the offer.
What color is your bedroom?
Have you ever been in a play?
Yes. I'm quite a good actor, though I say so myself. My ideas of acting: Comedy's fun and satisfying when it goes down well with an audience, particularly when you're doing something that requires excellent timing and you happen to be playing with other people who're very good - then it's just like flying. OTOH, serious drama generally requires more preparatory work and can sometimes leave you feeling physically drained. The most amazing times are the "don't look at me - look at me" moments, where you must capture the full attention of the audience with the utter powerlessness of your character - a paradox which always used to thrill me every time I managed to pull it off.
Who are your best friends?
Simon D, Katy, Marcus and Laura are the inner inner inner circle. Even James and Stef only make the second circle, so please don't anyone be offended. It's a lot to do with time.
Have you ever been in love?
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Oh yes. I'm brilliant. :oD
Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes. Dope, speed, coke, mushrooms, e.
Do you think you're cute?
No. Maybe when I pout. I think I'm a bit muscular to be cute, though.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?
Atm it's a mixture of everything but includes ear surgeons, kickboxing instructors and Italian teachers.